Shock Horror

Marilyn Manson and his wife Dita Von Teese are to divorce.

Hello?....

Did anyone seriously see those two together?

They look like something from an episode of Jerry Springer. Yes, perhaps they were as compatable as many other 'couples' of convenience - and it has brought both of them a huge amount of publicity.

But please, I ask you? Marilyn Manson looks like an abused whippet who has gone berserk in his owners make-up bag. Dita the 'burlesque star'? Oh yes? And our recent export to America in return was Victoria Beckham the 'singer'. Ha!

Oh, sad lament to the break down of their family life.